daddys dump fest

you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!

omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!

by babybelle December 24, 2009

christmaphobe

someone who hates and is scared of anything christmas related, yes thats right.. no un-wrapping presents, singing carols or xmas specials on tv for the christmaphobes!

oh dear, just look at that christmaphobe sitting alone in the window.

by babybelle December 24, 2009

blacksmiths hammer

a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!

girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...

by babybelle December 24, 2009