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ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa
"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"
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Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'
it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
chrismahanukwanzakah by Max December 4, 2004

chrismahanukwanzaakah 

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."
Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!
chrismahanukwanzaakah by Andy January 31, 2005

Chrismahanukwanzakah

The politically correct term for the winter holidays.
Thank you for shopping at Kohls...Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.

Christmahanukwanzakah 

A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.
Happy Christmahanukwanzakah to all!
Christmahanukwanzakah by Abysmal December 3, 2004
Word of the Day on December 25, 2011

Chrismahanukwanzakah

It's ok if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew.
It's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do.
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.
Chrismahanukwanzakah by yosoysean December 23, 2004

Christmahanukwanzakah 

The way to make it seem as if all 3 holidays are equal, but christmas is really the top, hannukah middle and kwanzaa on the bottom
Man: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZAKAH!
Man2: shut up man, you mean christmas you racist pig