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Christathon 

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.
"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"
Christathon by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009
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Christaphobia 

irrational fear of, aversion to or discrimination against Christians or Christianity
Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"

Christaphobia 

the irrational fear or hatred of Christianity or Christians. People hate Christians because they believe that that Christians are the most homophobic people in the world, while ignoring the fact that homosexuals are murdered in the Middle East. As a result, left-wingers and anti-theists denounce Christianity and the church.
"Yet the same “progressives” who find “homophobia” under every bed, and “Islamophobia” around each corner, have never imagined the cancerous “Christaphobia” that courses throughout their very own veins."

"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."
Christaphobia by VenomousSoup14 December 4, 2018

christahannukwanza 

The universal way to mention Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanza.
So, Bob, what are you doing for Christahannukwanza?
christahannukwanza by jasdjensen February 27, 2008

christition 

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."
christition by Cds June 15, 2004

chriscation 

to go on a religious "mission" that is really a vacation -usually to a predominantly Christian country.
My parents went on a "chriscation" to Bolivia.
chriscation by Craig7 October 22, 2007

Christaphena 

A guy whose name was Christopher, but hit me in the head with a volleyball and never apologized. It is also a nickname for someone with the name Christopher in general.
Look it's Christaphena