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Christene

The definition of that girl. Big energy. Big heart and big attitude so be careful when you come across one.
Yo, is that Christene? Watch out for her. Or see that girl, she looks like a Christene
by QueenOksana September 27, 2023
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Christabel

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.
"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"
by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020
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The New Adventures of Old Christine

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.
by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012
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Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012
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Christine locks

A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"
My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.
by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011
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Christabel

Christabel's are literally a master piece made by the jewels of heaven. You can't compete with the intelligence of a Christabel, neither can you match the glamour of her beauty. She is absolutely and undeniably the sexiest thing to walk the face of the earth. You're lucky enough to spot a christabel let alone get to know her. If she calls you her friends, she means it and she will do anything to make sure you are comfortable. She's loyal, ambitious, and loving. She isn't a force to be reconed with. She's perfect!
Omg is that Beyoncé..????
No....it's CHRISTABEL!!!!! Omg...*faints*
by Worlds finest March 13, 2017
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