Chrislène 

Chrislène is a boss ass bitch. You either love her or you don’t. She’s straight forward and will not beat around the bush to tell you something. Chrislène is genuine and has a heart of gold.

Be a Chrislène.

Chrislène by Lucy9823 November 23, 2021

Chrislène 

Chrislène is a boss ass bitch. You either love
her or you don't. She's straight forward and
will not beat around the bush to tell you
something. Chrislène is genuine and has a
heart of gold.

Be a Chrislène

Chrislène by Lucy9823 November 23, 2021

Chrislene 

It means powerful, and Goddess of Beauty among all women.

Chrislene is so gorgeous

Chrislene by chrixx_ January 29, 2022

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Chrisland 

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

Chrisland by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrislyn 

A beautiful and intelligent girl who tends to have blonde moments but is really smart.

What are you gonna name your kid? Chrislyn.

Chrislyn by HAYYBAYYBAYY February 4, 2010

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

Chrisland Orthodox by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020