Chris'd 

When somebody references something that was just talked about or discussed moments ago.

"John, were you listening at all? You just Chris'd pretty hard."

Chris'd by purely.intellectual September 27, 2017

Chris'd

Chris'd (verb)

To get publicly pressed, checked, or made to look weak by someone while you're with a girl, often resulting in embarrassment or a loss of respect in front of her.

"Bro got Chris'd at the mall and his girl ain't look at him the same."
"Don't start problems if you're gonna get Chris'd in front of your shawty."

Chris'd by marfromars July 9, 2026

Chris D'Alton 

Life and soul of the party. Last one standing. Compassionate and generous. Modest.

Oh my god Chris D'Alton is the shit !!!

Chris D'Alton by sdiddly69 October 23, 2013

Chris D'elia 

A walking, talking thumb who gives zero fucks.

"Chris D'elia looks like the thumbs from spy kids."

Chris D'elia by IsThatYourCrocodile? November 19, 2019

The Chris D'Elia Defense

When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".

When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."

Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".

The Chris D'Elia Defense by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022

Chris Hansen'd

Getting Chris Hansen'd comes from the popular TV show 'To catch a predator' where Chris Hansen and the FBI did an investigation into sick pedobears who attempt to illicit sex with 13 and 14 year old boys and girls.

A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.

The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.

Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."

Chris Hansen'd by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011

chris brown'd 

to assault your girlfriend/wife

girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard

chris brown'd by Thantos February 10, 2009