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Chris D'elia
Chris D'elia by IsThatYourCrocodile? November 19, 2019
The Chris D'Elia Defense
When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".
When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."
When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."
Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".
The Chris D'Elia Defense by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022
Chris Hansen'd
Getting Chris Hansen'd comes from the popular TV show 'To catch a predator' where Chris Hansen and the FBI did an investigation into sick pedobears who attempt to illicit sex with 13 and 14 year old boys and girls.
A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.
The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.
The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
Chris Hansen'd by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011
chris brown'd
girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
chris brown'd by Thantos February 10, 2009
Chris Brown'd
noun
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
Chris Brown'd by Miraxe February 16, 2009