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Charding 

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.
I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.
Charding by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016
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Charding 

MAKING ME CHARDING!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!?
Charding by V1nn7 December 24, 2023
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Charging up 

Increasing your level of inebriation via alcohol or other substances
Do you want to charge up a little before going out tonight?

Bro I'm charging up right now, already at 12%

Did you see Steve? He's fully charged up and is streaking around the neighborhood
Charging up by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

Chandingo 

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
Chandingo by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010
Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.
The Chad: Let's hit up Benihanas for lunch today.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.
Chadding by Endavi October 11, 2019

charming cobras 

A underrated slay term for a blow job. Found this word in the song "What they want." By: Russ.
Friend 1: You my gurl bad yeah know she great at charming cobras yeah know what I'm sayin'
Friend 2: ayyyyy my boy gettin' it

Prince Charming 

Prince Charming is a wonderful man who typically engages in a quest to rescue the damsel in distress. He is handsome and romantic and makes all girls go swoon.
Simon Hare is our Prince Charming
Prince Charming by Bubblesbubbles January 2, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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