Chodebeat

Beating your chode. Also, it rhymes with Yobeat...

Did you check out those rejected edits on Chodebeat the other day? The Lick the Cat crew were spot on!

by Jerm's Mom December 31, 2012

chodesweat

The perspiration that forms on a democrat's brow when they are expected to tell the truth.

1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.

by That's the guy December 31, 2013

Chodeblanket

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."

by Cole HM February 11, 2008

Chodabear

A very furry little man, with looks similar to a bear, with a dick wider than it is long.

holly shit! That guys a Chodabear!

by Bernice williams July 21, 2009

choderboat

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.

Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.

by El Dollar July 9, 2007

chodebag

someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.

"God damn it that guy over there is such a chodebag!"

by daveyboy I May 27, 2008