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Chock-full

Full to capacity
Filled to the max
To the brim of capacity
After John goes to the mud room, it is chock-full of shit.
Chock-full by Shanky81 August 1, 2014
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Chock Full o' Nuts 

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
Chock Full o' Nuts by snook7 September 14, 2009

Cock full of dew 

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
Cock full of dew by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021

cock full of sunshine 

When a man (or tansgender) has been holding in their load and has a good intent when releasing it
I got a cock full of sunshine, I got a pocket full of pussy. Woah! Woah!

Check mate full song for sale

I murder my love
Hate what I've done
What've become

Is not who I was

Find me a gun
To shoot up the sun
And turn it to dawn
To travel when I was born
Before it begun
The drink of whiskey
The sip of the rum.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Your cold as the summer
Hot as the stay
Frozen like tundra
The kiss in rain
Reign it away
With the thorns on my head
Crown me again

Take the board of the game
Life is to plain
Picnics and pain

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Marry my sweetheart

Get married again
Christmas in seasons
Gifts everyday
Yet television got old
The older I played
So now when it snows
I drink myself through
The aches.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

full cock 

When someone is at full cock, they are at peak performance.
The D telling a kneeling Allah Gold that "You are already at full cock now. Spread all over the place the empire!"
full cock by leroym December 17, 2019

A Barrell Full of Cock 

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!
"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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