Chochball

One who takes and never gives. Likes tight shirts, short hair, and beer. This person never buys at the bar. They are always the first to pass out. Don't plan on conversing with this person because they are always on their phone in a tech bubble.

Don't invite KLong, he's a chochball.

by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Chocoballs

A way to get any girl to fall in love with you works every time

I mean it and I'm sure of it.

I'm gonna give her 3 pieces of chocoballs, then ask her '' do you know why I gaved you 3 pieces of chocolate balls?'' then she will say '' Why? ''

Then I'll tell her '' I'll tell you later, this isn't the right time''

then after school, I'll go on her, and tell her that I like her.

by ridiculewbb April 11, 2010

coochball

A coochball is a female with no body hair at all and has a round pudgy figure

I still love my princess even if she turns into a coochball.

by butterfliesEwww November 7, 2010

coochball

A coochball is a woman who is totaly hairless and has a round pudgy figure.

I still love my princess even if she turns into a coochball.

by butterfliesEwww November 8, 2010

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

chatchball

A sorry poor existance of a person who is lower than the secreation out of a disease infected vagina. (Examples: Vanilla Ice, any Backstreet Boy, Kevin Federline)

That man running for president is such a "chatchball"

by RyRy G November 18, 2006