Chocoballs

A way to get any girl to fall in love with you works every time

I mean it and I'm sure of it.

I'm gonna give her 3 pieces of chocoballs, then ask her '' do you know why I gaved you 3 pieces of chocolate balls?'' then she will say '' Why? ''

Then I'll tell her '' I'll tell you later, this isn't the right time''

then after school, I'll go on her, and tell her that I like her.

by ridiculewbb April 11, 2010

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004

Chodyballs

A legendary man who resides in Durham CT
who believes in following your own path and to not be defined from other. And No being emo dosent make you different because you conform to a mainstream group and you all look like clones. He's also an optimist and is almost never angry good example for people to follow.

"Love life even when life dosent love you. That way you'll always be happy" Chodyballs

by Sideburns the Second April 14, 2009

Chocoball Mukai

Japanese porn actor and professional wrestler, so named for his dark brown scrotum.

Chocoball Mukai was arrested again for lewd conduct.

by wanker November 28, 2004

Chocoblast

When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.

The mans dick smelt horrible after the chocoblast

by TufRon May 6, 2010

Cocoball

A testicle with a nipple on it (a mixture betweeen a coconut (boob) and balls.)

Also, it’s possible to replicate breast feeding by allowing the baby to suck on the nipple portion.

“I was about to suck the life out of Zach last night but when I pulled down his pants he had cocoballs”
“Oh shit that’s kinda nasty. What’d you do?”
“I just kinda closed my eyes and went for it.”
“Damn. That’s kinda kinky.”

by Big Dick Lucy May 25, 2018