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chlumskydream 

the coolest account to ever exist, they post bojack horseman on their feed and spam their story with random shit all the time
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Can be used for almost anything. Originated in a dump in Mitzpeh-Ramon (Israel), and derived from the word "cunt".

Sometimes substituted into a word just to spice it up or if your pissed off
You fucking Chluns!!
Computer: Compu-chluns
Can: Chluns
Burger and Chips: Burger and Chluns
Pass the control: Pass the fukin chluns
chluns by DeensJay August 31, 2008
A word used to describe someone who trips, falls, or hurts themselves a lot. Someone who is clumsy and uncoordinated.

For some reason, everyone seems to think this is a real word, tho googling shows no official definition.
That girl is so clutsy she trips over her own feet.

If I were anymore clutsy I'd have to wear pillows everywhere.

You know you're clutsy when you find bruises where you're not sure where you got them.
Clutsy by Rin-kun March 2, 2011
someone who tends to trip over nothing and everything.
Amanda is such a cluts, she triped over her own foot today at school. It was quite funny.
cluts by Tyreshia and Laquesha August 23, 2008

Chutster 

A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.
Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there
Chutster 2: Roger that Devil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though
Chutster by vkxUSMC May 4, 2009

nill your chuts 

A switching of the first letter sounds in the first and last words of "chill your nuts."

Used to tell someone to calm down. Also it is in the same class as nill your chipples.
Late Guy: "I'm gonna be late for that concert!"
Instigator: "Your mom was late after I was through with her."
Late Guy: (ALL CAPS RAGE) "RAAAAAWGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Instigator: "Dude, nill your chuts!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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