Clutsy

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A word used to describe someone who trips, falls, or hurts themselves a lot. Someone who is clumsy and uncoordinated.

For some reason, everyone seems to think this is a real word, tho googling shows no official definition.

That girl is so clutsy she trips over her own feet.

If I were anymore clutsy I'd have to wear pillows everywhere.

You know you're clutsy when you find bruises where you're not sure where you got them.

Clutsy by Rin-kun March 2, 2011

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Clutsy

Slang / Lad's talk: A combination of two words, 'classy' and 'slut', to create a posh but 'up for it' girl. Generally considered complimentary.

Physically: Lucy Pinder

In a conversation:
Boy1 - "Did you see that hot posh girl in the club earlier!? She was all over me!"

Boy2- "Hell yeah i did! She was clutsy! Well done!"

Clutsy by Logan Brooks September 24, 2011

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Clutty

A girl who looks classy but acts slutty at the same time.
Someone who has elegance and class but is a slut all the same.

Jake: "Oh Man! Why would you be such a cock blocker dude! I hear she's real classy"
Thomas: "Hell no dude! She's clutty once you get to know her"

Derek: "Dude! So I hear Michelle is officially a sorority sister"
Nate:"f'course man.. she's a clut!"

Clutty by caronalover August 23, 2010

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clussy

Clown pussy or pussy of a female clown.

Bettie Confetti's clussy is like a squirt gun

clussy by pettie_beige October 31, 2022

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clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

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clutty

Clutty is a combination of the words classy and slutty. Clutty. "slutty" yet "classy" at the same time

Check her out. She's wearing a low-cut blouse and short skirt, but it's a ladylike look. She's clutty.

clutty by Morgan Tidwell October 29, 2017

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Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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