Clutsy 

A word used to describe someone who trips, falls, or hurts themselves a lot. Someone who is clumsy and uncoordinated.

For some reason, everyone seems to think this is a real word, tho googling shows no official definition.

That girl is so clutsy she trips over her own feet.

If I were anymore clutsy I'd have to wear pillows everywhere.

You know you're clutsy when you find bruises where you're not sure where you got them.

Clutsy by Rin-kun March 2, 2011

Clutsy 

Slang / Lad's talk: A combination of two words, 'classy' and 'slut', to create a posh but 'up for it' girl. Generally considered complimentary.

Physically: Lucy Pinder

In a conversation:
Boy1 - "Did you see that hot posh girl in the club earlier!? She was all over me!"

Boy2- "Hell yeah i did! She was clutsy! Well done!"

Clutsy by Logan Brooks September 24, 2011

Clutty 

A girl who looks classy but acts slutty at the same time.
Someone who has elegance and class but is a slut all the same.

Jake: "Oh Man! Why would you be such a cock blocker dude! I hear she's real classy"
Thomas: "Hell no dude! She's clutty once you get to know her"

Derek: "Dude! So I hear Michelle is officially a sorority sister"
Nate:"f'course man.. she's a clut!"

Clutty by caronalover August 23, 2010

clussy 

Clown pussy or pussy of a female clown.

Bettie Confetti's clussy is like a squirt gun

clussy by pettie_beige October 31, 2022

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

clutty 

Clutty is a combination of the words classy and slutty. Clutty. "slutty" yet "classy" at the same time

Check her out. She's wearing a low-cut blouse and short skirt, but it's a ladylike look. She's clutty.

clutty by Morgan Tidwell October 29, 2017

Clumsy Stranger 

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013