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Choco Chompers
Shit on your teeth after sucking a dick that's been stuck in a dirty asshole. (Choco - short for chocolate.)
Did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a shitty dick, cuz you've got choco chompers.
Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.
Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.
Choco Chompers by jjc452 December 20, 2010
Clomper
The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."
Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018
Chlom
Demonic leader of the CHLOM cult. Twin sister of Chloe and parent to the puppy Chlom. (Beware that the chlom cult is a collective group of demon worshipers so steer clear of them)
Chlom by Aaron and Ethan January 10, 2020
Chomper
(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.
Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.
clomposure
Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"
clomposure by princessetamtam January 19, 2009