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Clomper

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."
Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?
by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018
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Clomper

A slang word used to refer to a foot dating back to the 1850's.
The girl hurt her Clomper on a rock.
by 6644Invader August 17, 2011
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Clomper Stompers

Me: *watching BTS Boy with luv dance practice*
Also me: *DAYUM Jk those some big ass clomper stompers*
(Your welcome Army for putting this in the urban dictionary cuz them shoes looke heavy xD)
by JeongukkieBihhh<333 July 4, 2019
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Choco Chompers

Shit on your teeth after sucking a dick that's been stuck in a dirty asshole. (Choco - short for chocolate.)
Did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a shitty dick, cuz you've got choco chompers.

Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.
by jjc452 December 20, 2010
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Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.
Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.
by Jacaranda July 28, 2019
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Compersion

A feeling of joy when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.

Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analagous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. His happiness brings me happiness
by Joreth April 8, 2010
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dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
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