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Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

The sacred chant of the Chlom cult.
Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

Chlom Warning

When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.
Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!
Chlom Warning by Aaron and Ethan January 13, 2020

chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
the best goddamn underrated band to ever walk this planet
“Dude how do you not like Sir Chloe?”
Sir Chloe by robinurtoes July 17, 2020
Chioma is a Nigerian name that means "Good God" or "God is good" it can be pronounced "CH-E-UMA" or "SH-A-M-A". Chioma is one of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. She is a hot Nigerian girl with long legs and the prettiest brown eyes ever that you'll get lost in. She is shy at first but once she knows you're a good person she will really open up to you. Chioma sees beauty in everybody no matter how ugly they might be. She is very deep and artistic. She has a great fashion sense and she has the cutest laugh in the world and is hilarious too. Chioma is the kind of girl who won't take shit from anyone. She can also be kind of a flirt sometimes.
Guy: Who is that cute girl?
Other guy: Oh that's Chioma and she's amazing!
Chioma by ThemEyebrowsDoe September 28, 2014
A unique brown-skinned classy gal with a great personality, loves to laugh, and has a nice body. A person like her is very rare. Everyone loves and adores her. She loves to stay fit. She is one to be underestimated by many, which is always proven wrong. Once you meet a Chioma, you can't not love her! She brings the energy. When it comes down to it, she fights for her own & won't let anyone talk down on her. Chioma's usually like to be independent but can love the company. They are strong-willed, passionate, caring, and ultimately lovable. Did we forget gorgeous? One down side is that they can talk... A LOT.
That girl is cute & laughs alot, her name HAS to be Chioma!
Chioma by Pizza_steala August 20, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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