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Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

The sacred chant of the Chlom cult.
Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

Chlom Warning

When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.
Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!
Chlom Warning by Aaron and Ethan January 13, 2020

chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
the best goddamn underrated band to ever walk this planet
“Dude how do you not like Sir Chloe?”
Sir Chloe by robinurtoes July 17, 2020
Chioma is a Nigerian name that means "Good God" or "God is good" it can be pronounced "CH-E-UMA" or "SH-A-M-A". Chioma is one of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. She is a hot Nigerian girl with long legs and the prettiest brown eyes ever that you'll get lost in. She is shy at first but once she knows you're a good person she will really open up to you. Chioma sees beauty in everybody no matter how ugly they might be. She is very deep and artistic. She has a great fashion sense and she has the cutest laugh in the world and is hilarious too. Chioma is the kind of girl who won't take shit from anyone. She can also be kind of a flirt sometimes.
Guy: Who is that cute girl?
Other guy: Oh that's Chioma and she's amazing!
Chioma by ThemEyebrowsDoe September 28, 2014
A unique brown-skinned classy gal with a great personality, loves to laugh, and has a nice body. A person like her is very rare. Everyone loves and adores her. She loves to stay fit. She is one to be underestimated by many, which is always proven wrong. Once you meet a Chioma, you can't not love her! She brings the energy. When it comes down to it, she fights for her own & won't let anyone talk down on her. Chioma's usually like to be independent but can love the company. They are strong-willed, passionate, caring, and ultimately lovable. Did we forget gorgeous? One down side is that they can talk... A LOT.
That girl is cute & laughs alot, her name HAS to be Chioma!
Chioma by Pizza_steala August 20, 2013