clomposure

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"

clomposure by princessetamtam January 19, 2009

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composure

Calm, self-assurance.

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.

composure by Larstait November 10, 2003

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Related Words

clomposure • composure • Composureness • The Composure • house of composure • Cumposure • Composture • calmposure

house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

house of composure by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

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Composture

The simultanioues state of both ones composure and posture. There are several states of Composture, ranging from bad to good.

"Her Composture as she related the tale of how she left the baby on the metro told it all.
Or
When they came back from the toilet together, you could tell from his composture that he did indeed win the "mine is bigger than yours" discussion they had during dinner"

Composture by antfox April 18, 2009