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Childhooood 

Declaration of victory; Unbeatable comeback; annoying interrupting exclamation. Usually yelled in high pitch.
Zach: That doesn't make any-

Jess: CHILDHOOOOD!
Childhooood by SpeedOfSound91 March 23, 2007
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Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.
1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.

Childhood 

Something very precious in life that is sometimes taken for granted. It is also something that Michael Jackson did not have, due to his life as a child star. He tried to revive his childhood in his adult life, by making friends with children, climbing trees and having super soaker fights. But the adults didn't understand, so they attacked him, judging him and calling him names, and even accusing him of being a pedophile. After that, he only listened to children, because they would never judge him. He donated so much money and gifts to children in need, because he felt their pain. But sadly, the world became angrier and destroyed him. People may still judge him and call him names, but please understand; he never had a childhood.
Never take your childhood for granted.
You never know when it will dissapear forever.
Childhood by bunny-chan54 May 16, 2011

childhood 

The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.
When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.
childhood by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010

childhood 

Something that will be ruined if you're not vigilant on the internet.
When I was a kid, I loved Shrek.
Then I found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.

When I was a kid, I loved Sonic.
Then I found sexual furries.

When I was a kid, I loved Rugrats.
Then I found Creepypasta.

When I was a kid, I loved My Little Pony.
Then I found cloppers.

Don't worry, I'm sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and....I spoke too soon, rule 34.
childhood by udusers1 September 11, 2014

Childhood 

A very important part in every persons life, one that must be cherished and remember forever, because once it's gone, we can not bring it back.
When i turned 18 I noticed I had grown up too fast, I wished I could regain my childhood
Childhood by DJ HzrDs February 15, 2010

Childhood 

The Golden years of life, where kids don't have all the problems (drugs, STD's, school being hard, Homework, etc.) that come later
It would be cool to be 6 years old again
Childhood by AflacJack August 28, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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