LuigiXmission.420's definitions
When your zit gets so huge and then gets infected so that it represents a large, pus leaking, granny smith apple.
Travis: Hey man, look at this huge zit on my face.........
Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!
Travis: Damn.
Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!
Travis: Damn.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010
Get the Yucky Pus Applemug. I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.
Public education is a failed system.
If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
Public education is a failed system.
If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010
Get the Failmug. When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.
Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?
Travis: Yes.........
Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
Travis: Yes.........
Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010
Get the Ball Parkmug. Not exactly suburban, yet not exactly rural. An example of a sub-suburban area is like there are houses every 300 feet, corn fields, one farm, wide horse pastures, prairies, one Walmart, a couple of paved roads, possibly a highway, two or three schools, and a McDonald's. All within an area of at least 100 square miles.
John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 25, 2010
Get the sub-suburbanmug. The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.
When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010
Get the childhoodmug. Happens when at least two or more people sit down after a long day and take a toke, they see an illusion of words inside the swirls of each other's exhaled smoke cloud, as they resemble speech bubbles, so only the stoners in that group understand the conversation.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 21, 2010
Get the The Stoned Languagemug. The source of all sesame chicken.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010
Get the Big Birdmug.