25 definitions by AflacJack

Americanskii

The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii;
Irish=Irlandskii
and so on

I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their terms, I am an Americanskii.

by AflacJack February 6, 2004

garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

by AflacJack August 28, 2003

garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

steroids

Drugs used for ppl to build muscle and get stronger, better at sports, etc.

...damn, those things work

by AflacJack August 28, 2003

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 22, 2005

1918

The year that the curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect. Supposedly broken when the Red Sox won in 2004, it was, in fact, only redefined: apparently the way it works is that the Red Sox will only win the World Series every 86 years.

Save your strength, Red Sox fans. Come 2090, you can burn down your city all over again.

by AflacJack May 22, 2005

1918

The year that the Curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect, which it still is. The way it works is that the Boston Red Sox will never win the World Series unless an innocent bystander gets fatally shot in the face by the Boston Police with a beanbag full of pepper spray during a riot.

Thus will begin a new custom in Boston where, at the beginning of each season, the townsfolk will bust up the neighborhood surrounding Fenway Park while the police sacrifice a virgin on the pitcher's mound. All in the name of beating the Yankees.

by AflacJack June 20, 2005