AflacJack's definitions

daddy

...touches me at night. Seeking bedtime stunt-double.

Will pay in candy...and tears.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

Americanskii

The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii;
Irish=Irlandskii
and so on

I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their terms, I am an Americanskii.

by AflacJack February 5, 2004

Trot Nixon

Probably the most underrated outfielder in baseball today. Has hit over .300 ALL SEASON with over 25 HRs right now and is 10th in the AL in avg., yet he doesn't make the all-star team.

Trot Nixon is the best!!!!!!!

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005