When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.
"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
by knifehands September 17, 2013
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"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"
"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"
"Right?!"
"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"
"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"
"Right?!"
by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014
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how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
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"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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