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Chicken Blanket 

When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.

"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."

"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"

Chicken Blanket by knifehands September 17, 2013