Chick Fart 

1) A quiet fart that emits from a woman, which destroys every breathable oxygen molecule. It goes unnoticed, until the smell knocks some poor guy out.

2) The opposite (man fart) is loud and only smells for a few seconds. It is often unleashed in your little brothers face.

1)
Besty: *chick fart*
Man: AHH WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH?!!! *faints*
2)
Man: *fart*
Besty: Ew, thats gross.

Chick Fart by TheKingsDictionary August 27, 2007

Click-Fart 

The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.

"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"

Click-Fart by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? March 31, 2009

click fart 

a fart that sounds kind of how a light switch does when you flip it; CLlCK! very rare and often painful they are legendary. Infact, legend has it that these these farts are usually fatal. Everyone does it right before they die, it's what finishes them off.

After a brutal beating delivered by link, gannondorf fell and hit his head hard as hell on the table, then dropped to the floor. Then he involuntarily let out a legendary click fart and died a hillarious death! Lmao

click fart by the duv December 13, 2007

A Check Swing Fart

When you fart but need a 2nd check to see if it was *just* a fart. Like a check swing in baseball, the batter plays it cool and acts like there was no strike, but NEEDS that 2nd check really badly.

Dre: Man, I had A Check Swing Fart at work today and it took sooooo long to check on it.

Marvin: Oof, that is tough. Those stay on coworkers' Emotional Hard Drive forever.

Dre: AND my Brofile.

A Check Swing Fart by Mike109999 September 2, 2026

Chuck Norris Wet Fart Syndrome

Is a turn to describe a alternate universe where chuck norris gets a weird fucked up curse where when people talk loudly

and take a pic with him which is a future documentary on netflix coming in 2067

Dude I love the new Netflix documentary "Chuck Norris Wet Fart Syndrome" Dude!

Chuck Norris Wet Fart Syndrome by neesterherefan May 28, 2026

I farted it tickles my butt chicks giggle 

A song

I farted it tickles my butt chicks giggle

I farted it tickles my butt chicks giggle by Noah is fucking gay asf June 6, 2020

Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag) 

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.

Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag) by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021