Chewter

When her pooter lips looks like they are all chewed up. Usually caused by vigorous sex, engorgment and beefy lips.

Rachel slippped off her panties and showed me her chewter.

Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.

Chewter by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

Diablo the Cheater by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Blazing the Chester 

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

Blazing the Chester by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

Tampon Chewer by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013

Closet Cheater 

A person trying to cheat in a game. However they know that they could be banned. So they will try to look legit as possible, hiding the fact that they're cheating. They will usually be extremely good player or a Youtuber. Very common in Minecraft pvp community and CSGO community.

Expostor: You're Closet cheater!
YouTuber: whoops!

YouTuber: *BANNED*

Closet Cheater by Meme.skillz May 2, 2018