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69ing a male german sherpard, with a butt plug in your asshole wasted on some good crank with five black men giving you a bukkake.
"Wo got their dick wet at that Chetson last night?"
"Somebody blew a load on my back and my butt plug fell out."
"ahhhhhhhhhbahahahah"
Chetson by pussymasters April 9, 2009
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As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015
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Cheesoning

A combination of cheese and seasoning. To flavor food with cheese. Most fitting for processed cheese.
"These potatoes are bland. They need to be cheesoned a bit."

"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."
Cheesoning by briedinger June 2, 2009
a name of a person;usually for a boy.
the prettiest and most helpful boy ever.
not the brighest but his personality makes up for it
chelson is handsome
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adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.
Cheston by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
A complete dumb ass with no friends no life and no sense of style he or she will never loose there virginity
Dam chestons such a dum ass
To round the head of a screw. A screw head that has been rounded to the point that it cannot be removed.

The origin of the word is unsure but is commonly used in the London area and is frequently used by ramp/skatepark manufacturers.
"Oi Dave don't Chesson that screw"

"I can't get this screw out it's Chessoned to fuck!"

"Eddie I could hear you Chessoning that screw from all the way over here you spaz..."
Chesson by rightpropercharly October 2, 2012
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