Chernobed 

When you get dissfigured by radiation.
Like what happen back in '86 in chernobyl.
Invented by 2 Geniouses in the Glorious Soviet Nation of Sweden

Published on 30 december 2010 Back in 'nam

Oh man your ass is sticking out of your eye.
Oh man your totaly chernobed lolz

"A person gets radiation poisoning"
You just got chernobed

Chernobed by Stalin's best friend December 30, 2010

chernobylish 

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019

Chernobyling 

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

Chernobyling by rxlouden September 5, 2014

Chernodeal 

A deal or negotiation that is so radioactive that no matter how well you execute or plan it, it will always be a loss-loss situation!!

8pm - MD Partner: "John, a friend of mine brought this amazing opportunity on this really crappy bond! Could you please take a look and give your insights for tomorrow morning? I'll meet him at 9am. I really don't want to disappoint him!"

Analysts laughing: "Damn... Johnny got staffed in this new Chernodeal!!"

Chernodeal by specialsitsgod October 6, 2020

Chernobyl Surprise 

When you go down on a woman and she farts.

" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"

Chernobyl Surprise by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019

Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!

I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...

Chernobyl Chicken by MouseG September 1, 2018

Chernoblyater

A guy that played the video game amogus in Chernobyl, his arms gets destroyed by the radiation so hes a hazmat suit w/ a gasmask that looks like a crewmate. His entire vocabulary is Russian cuss words or griefer quotes from CSGO

Chernoblyater: Rush B cyka blyat XAXAXAXAXAXA drop avp men >:( fat amerikan makdonk cheezborgar
Joe: Those fucking chernoblyaters are literally everywhere

Chernoblyater by MrOBAMA69420 March 7, 2022