Chernobed

When you get dissfigured by radiation.
Like what happen back in '86 in chernobyl.
Invented by 2 Geniouses in the Glorious Soviet Nation of Sweden

Published on 30 december 2010 Back in 'nam

Oh man your ass is sticking out of your eye.
Oh man your totaly chernobed lolz

"A person gets radiation poisoning"
You just got chernobed

by Stalin's best friend December 30, 2010

Chernobbing

The act of engaging in sexual acts despite, and often because of, the participants' impending doom due to apocalyptic events or man-made disasters, often linked to radiation. 'Chernobbing' is increasingly seen as synonymous with sexual relations of any kind, due to planet earth's accelerating environmental degradation, in addition to the rise of right-wing extremism.

Man, Anatoly and I were chernobbing for ages last night right in reactor 4

by MysteriousSandwich May 30, 2019

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 02, 2024