Chernobylize

To destroy or ruin something

"When I grow up I will Chernobylize the world"

by Banterman69 February 18, 2015

chernobylize

To reduce the price of food because it's damaged or nearing it's use by date. Or to discount something to sell it fast.

The orange juice was chernobylized by 50%, so I bought 12 litres.

by tromco April 15, 2014

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

by rxlouden September 5, 2014

chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.

"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."

by Nuciphaal June 21, 2004

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Chernobylified

Pertaining to a gloomy article, object, environment or subject absent of life; either as a result of high radiation emmition or intense heat. See also chernobylification

The surface of mars is entirely Chernobylified, much like the pathetic excuse for food that Pizza Hut drags out the oven.

by The broken engineer May 19, 2018