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Russian nuclear disaster. Capitalist's fault, sold faulty equipement. Cold war conspiracy. HAIL DA MOTHERLAND.
"Chernobly does not reprezent ruzzian problem, Capitalist pigz sell faulty equipement and Chernobyl explozed. I am ruzzian. Szanks."
by Davorgy June 20, 2006
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A strain of high grade marijuana. Usually runs about 200 - 350 an ounce (varies depending on location and dealer). Kind of hard to find but worth the money. 1 gram can last you a day.
I took two drags off a bowl of Chernobyl and was so high I just sat staring at the television for nearly two hours.
by Symon Sed Smoke July 12, 2006
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A once nice city in Russia, which is now a nuclear wasteland. In 1986 a catastrophic accident happened at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, spreading radiation throughout the city, forcing them to evacuate the population of 49,400 people.
In Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare, the city of Chernobyl is featured in the missions 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One shot, One kill' and in the online level 'Bloc'.
"Fifty-thousand people used to live here, and now it's a ghost town."
Cpt. MacMillan.
by A7X forever October 04, 2010
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Exclamation used on receipt of bad news. Similar to "crikey", "damn" or "shit". Originally from Ukrainian nuclear disaster in 1986.
"Dave's dad has just died. Absolute fucking Chernobyl!"
by lozzo July 27, 2006
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the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.

it refers to the chernobyl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some glass. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.
1. my ancient Nikon was all chernobyl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.

2. i decided to go chernobyl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.

3. im all chernobyl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?

4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller's day off was chernobyl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.
by sever'nijKGU December 08, 2010
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named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.
John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.
by tbrown1278AX August 10, 2009
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When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)
When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.
by Nibbler Diver March 20, 2009
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