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Melted cheese spread 

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.
Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

Melted cheese 

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!
Wow Tim, I didn't expect your world famous melted cheese to leave burn marks on my face!!!

Melted cheese dick 

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
me last night with a whore melted cheese dick
Melted cheese dick by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009

melted cheese on my taco 

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon
Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco
melted cheese on my taco by K-Rich January 6, 2006

Melted Cheese face

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .
Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.

Melted Cheese 

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.
The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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