Chaveus 

Behold A Humble King; A child of God; wise and blessed beyond measures; wealthy

Chaveus is a “Child of God”

Chaveus by F.o.e November 24, 2021

chavesto sandwich 

A grilled cheese sandwich, often made in a panini press using aged cheddar cheese, harvarti and pesto.

I had the best chavesto sandwich last night!

chavesto sandwich by EV0V3 June 9, 2020

chaversham 

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

chaversham by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

CHAVETS 

CHAVETS is a type of distorter you can get from eating too many snails

Bro has CHAVETS Syndrome, he's not gonna make it

CHAVETS by TCGP_SF4life November 3, 2022

Chaves 

A chip like substance that can be found in Eastern Ecuadorian supermarkets that can be used in many different ways.

"Hey bro did you try those BBQ Chaves?"
"Yeah man they were delicious."

Chaves by Chavemaker19 July 31, 2020

chavesq 

Something that is related to chavs or chavettes this includes, burberry, giant hoop earings, those silly sun visor hat things, Lambert and Butlers, or talking like an idiot

Sally those earings are very chavesq

Bernie I think you need to go with something a bit less chavesq

chavesq by SamH May 30, 2005