CHAVETS

CHAVETS is a type of distorter you can get from eating too many snails

Bro has CHAVETS Syndrome, he's not gonna make it

by TCGP_SF4life November 3, 2022

chavettes

Female chavs. The 14 year olds who will shortly get knocked up and spawn the next generation of antisocial Burberry-clad parasites.

'I hate that shopping centre. It's full of chavettes'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

chavesto sandwich

A grilled cheese sandwich, often made in a panini press using aged cheddar cheese, harvarti and pesto.

I had the best chavesto sandwich last night!

by EV0V3 June 9, 2020

chavette

Group of usually ugly girls, black and white, who hang around wearing their baby blue and earrings waiting for someone to piss them off. The pregnant ones will ram their strollers into you and then look at you menacingly, like what you gna complain?

Then there are the stupid teenybopping teenagers that just wait for someone to yell at, "Wos your problem?!" they hate american people and act like they are stupider than them...no comment.

When I was a Kings Cross a bunch of ugly and retarded chavettes without boyfriends ran after me with their *water bottles* calling me things like *monkey ass face* after I *stepped on their toe* at the crossing.

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

chaversham

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

chavette

A female species of the chav.
Usually has a fag in one hand and a pram in the other. Like the male version, it likes burberry(fake) and McDonalds(not inside, obviously).
A chavette will think itself as the most fasionable person around. The leader in a group of chavettes will probably be told this by her many followers. She may even have a nickname such as "Missy".
You can tell if someone is a chav a mile off. You will pribably be blinded by the bright orange glow of their hair or their fake gold jewellry from argos.

For an example of a chavette, head towards mcdonalds..

by xXDemiXx December 28, 2005

chavette

Massive crappy gold hoop earrings
Genereally all wear the same thing just in varying colours.
Some even have kids by the age of 14
Have no concept of any kind of decent music or TV
The most important things in their trivial world are usually hair straighteners, make-up and clothes
They're only comeback in any situation is to say "I'm guna set insert name here on you, she'll beat you up mate!"
They speak like retards
They also type like retards e.g. "Wut Arr Yuuh Doiin TuMoro? Lets Go Tuu McDonalds!"
They think they're all crazy individuals when they're just a bunch of sheep.
They're so fucking stupid it's unbelieveable

Many adults have the misconception that all teenage girls are chavettes. We're not.

by Shamrawk January 12, 2008