chavess 

A white, pre-teen, priveledged chav , whom attempt to be gangsta, but really are just pussies.
often the over exaggerate the movements of a typical chav, resulting in looking like massive twats. these are exclusive to Britain. the 'ess' on the end is from princess, indicating they are prissy little fuckers who are bit cocky.

some priveledged white boy: oi innit fam im livin da hard life check out dat bling wiv da ladzzz hahah
onlooker: wow, he's a fucking chavess.

chavess by weary british onlooker August 22, 2016

chavess 

a female chav

term coined by belgrave

jared: look at that chavess
uriel: what

chavess by super hot and sexy July 8, 2021

chavesto sandwich 

A grilled cheese sandwich, often made in a panini press using aged cheddar cheese, harvarti and pesto.

I had the best chavesto sandwich last night!

chavesto sandwich by EV0V3 June 9, 2020

chaversham 

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

chaversham by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

chapess 

female equivalent of chap

the winebar was full of chaps and chapesses

chapess by andyb92 September 19, 2007

Chanessa 

A Chanessa is a gorgeous girl. Most of the time a Chanessa will have a beautiful smile, a fine ass, and/or lovely personality. Chanessa's are all ways fun to be around. They are usually the all around type of girl, great body, and perfect face, and the most amazing eyes, matching perfectly with there personality. When you are around a Chanessa for to long, it's almost impossible to not fall completely in love with them. They grow on you no matter how much you fight, so watch out. If you find a Chanessa do everything you can to keep them. You wont regret it! They might not always be there for you but there there when you most need it and are great friends.

That girl is such a Chanessa.

That chick has a Chanessa ass.

I thought I was frozen in time, but i was just looking into some Chanessa eyes.

Chanessa by 14Izzy14 June 5, 2011