by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report
by teen wolf and jesus christ August 01, 2010

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
