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Don't be a Chaplot.
Chaplot by saiylot December 12, 2021
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charlotte 

a charlotte is one of the most genuine, down to earth, happy person that you will ever meet. she is usually reserved however her mind is constantly thinking and working. she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she’s is completely trustworthy. she is super smart, completely GORGEOUS however she doesn’t know it. she works very hard in school but knows how to have fun. she is VERY TICKLEISH hehehe. i know a charlotte and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, get to know her and try to be her best friend because you will have SCORED!! she is usually the peacekeeper and doesn’t stand any bs. she is completely honest and doesn’t like getting in trouble or doing anything behind someone’s back xx
person 1: look, there’s a charlotte

person 2: she’s absolutely gorgeous!!!

person 3: of course, because she’s a charlotte

left-handed charlotte 

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

charlotte 

she is the best thing that will ever happen to you, keep her, love her, cherish her, you won’t regret it!
Guy: I want to date charlotte!
Girl: ugh, why do all the guys like charlotte?!?!?!
charlotte by root beer November 11, 2018

Charlotte 

The most amazing girl you could ever meet, she's beautiful, smart and funny. Once you meet a Charlotte you can never get her off your mind. It doesn't matter if you're her best friend or the girl you're in love with, you wont ever stop loving her. She is stubborn and hard headed but she can never be replaced. A Charlotte can be shy the first time you meet her but turns out to be wild when you get to know her. She will tease you but and it will only make you love her more. Her smile can light up a room and change your day completely. You are lucky if you can land a Charlotte as a best friend and even luckier if she loves you.
Speaker 1: I wish that Charlotte loved me as much as I love her
Speaker 2: I know me too
Charlotte by bladefeb5 July 31, 2018

Charlotte crabbe 

She is the best person in the world, so kind, and thoughtful, she's not a slag, she's gorgeous and beautiful.
hotcharlotte crabbe
Charlotte crabbe by yamanbob July 24, 2011

Charlotte McKinney

A model and actress, best known for her Carl's Jr. commercial, filled with cringe visual allegories for her breasts being huge.

But she recently lost a lot of weight, to anorexic levels, mostly to be taken seriously as an actor in Hollywood, making the commercial seem a lot more nostalgic.
Dude, have you seen that Carl's Jr. ad, man, I sure would like to dig into those patties.

Yeah, too bad she looks more like a French fry now, than a Quarter Pounder...

What are you talking about?

You know, Charlotte McKinney, the model with the small but formerly attributed big tits, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about the Beyond BBQ burger, you know the meat-free substitute burger they keep advertising...

Bruh...
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