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Chaning Tatum 

Taylor Ross is a specie that is unable to communicate and also unable to fornicate with other species of the human race, unfortunately if he comes in contact with penis he becomes infertile
"TAYLOR ROSS EATS A PENIS HE CANT HAVE KIDS GAWD DAMMIT"

(I WAS TOLD TO HAVE CHANING TATUM'S NAME IN THIS)
Chaning Tatum by Supermega faggot September 1, 2017
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Channing Tatum 

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...
Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com
Channing Tatum by Chexy February 6, 2005

Channing Tatum 

Channing Tatum is that one white guy in every predominantly black movie
Channing Tatum is an independent coloured women

Channing Tatum 

Model/Actor that is actually smart and can read. Was on "CSI", "MTV's Fashionably Loud" and will be on two upcoming episodes of the OC.
Channing Tatum by Diane February 12, 2005

Channing Tatum Syndrome 

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."

Channing Tatum 

Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...
Channing Tatum by 0486 June 7, 2007

Channing Tatum 

A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile
That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed
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