Chalkery

When you melt butter on your hands and spank someone at maximum effieciency

Him: If I hit a homerun here I get a free chalkery

Her: Deal, you're buns

Him: *Hits piss missile 850 feet*

Her: Crap

Him: A deal is deal

*excessive cry and scream*

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey November 26, 2021

Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

by the oob April 13, 2010

will chalker

Male supermodel. Usually seen strutting the catwalks in Milan, Paris and New York. Hung like a donkey.

When will Will Chalker stop flaunting his willy?

by Gemma W December 14, 2008

Chalker

Chalker is a fat person, specifically a girl. A girl is a Chalker when they are too big for you to wrap your arms around them when you hug them. In this situation you put pieces of chalk in your hands and mark down on the girl where your hands end. Then you would continue to the other side of the fat girl and put your hands where the chalk lines are, completing the hug.

Basically: A chalker is a fat girl that you can not fully wrap your arms around when you give them a hug.

Yo man i was at this party yesterday and Aunt Gertrude came... she is a Chalker man, i couldn't get my hands around past where her elbows would be.

by trwaszk December 10, 2011

shipyard chalker

A man who ties up pieces of rope filling holes in a ship or boat. Along with this he puts a tar-like substance into the hole so the water doesn't leak in when more water pressure is added.

I hired a shipyard chalker to repair my boat yesterday.

by ARneddrdeewn March 18, 2009

Chalker

1. A nerdy person, usually one who wears cargo shorts.
2. A white dad at a barbecue.
3. High school frat stars who wear grey New Balance shoes and calf high white socks.

"Bro that guy is such a chalker."

by poshmads September 28, 2015

Chalker

A line of the drug cocaine.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing right now?"
Guy 2: "Just getting ready to blow a chalker."

by Srinivasan January 19, 2007