Chairea 

The area around a chair or other device used for sitting that is required for the occupant and chair to function normally.

You're in my chairea- Please move away

Chairea by http://www.redhawk159.webs.com December 5, 2010

chairain 

Nonsensical word on beach themed signed designed to confuse and enrage people, often prevents sleep.

My chairain is easier to find at the beach.

chairain by chairainneedssleep January 25, 2018

chairman wow 

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

chairman wow by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007

Chairman Meow 

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

Chairman Meow by My name June 11, 2006

Chairman Tom 

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

Chairman Tom by zkg April 4, 2011

Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

Chairfart 

Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.

*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.

Chairfart by huntrguy May 28, 2009