Chairea
The area around a chair or other device used for sitting that is required for the occupant and chair to function normally.
Chairea by http://www.redhawk159.webs.com December 5, 2010
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chairain
Nonsensical word on beach themed signed designed to confuse and enrage people, often prevents sleep.
chairain by chairainneedssleep January 25, 2018
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chairman wow
Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.
Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!
Ben: Chairman Wow!
Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED
Ben: Chairman Wow!
Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED
chairman wow by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007
Chairman Meow
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Chairman Tom
(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".
An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom
Chairman Tom by zkg April 4, 2011
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Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011
Chairfart
Part Of Speech: Verb
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
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