Chairface 

Somewith with a face that is used as a seat and enjoys being farted on

There are some real chairfaces in Physics 2!

Chairface by Trizzle May 13, 2005

chairface 

The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.

Last night, she made a chairface out of me!

chairface by facechair February 21, 2009

Chairfart 

Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.

*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.

Chairfart by huntrguy May 28, 2009

Chalkface

A genre or concept of music popular mainly in underground or expirimental scenes, characterized by total improvisation of lyrics and music and never playing the same song twice. Usually features elements of hip-hop and metal. Live recordings are sold far more often than studio work.

Greduction Stimulus and Big Baby Bye Bye are Chalkface bands.

Chalkface by MasterShakeBayBay July 5, 2009

Carface 

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006

Chairforce

Reffers To The Majority Of The Airforce That Fly Nothing But Desks. Used Mainly By Ground Force Who Do Actual Fighting I.E. Army,Marines.

Soldier: So What Do You Do?

Airman: I'm In The Airforce

Soldier: You Mean The CHAIRFORCE

Chairforce by 68Winasanddune September 24, 2009

chachface 

1. a person who exhibites the qualities of a chach; normal apperance may include: a receeding hairline, too tight designer pants, too small polo shirts of various colors.
2. a male who brags about his attendence at fashion shows and claims to have 'hooked-up' with various women that no one has ever seen or heard of.
3. a chach who speaks of athletic exellence, but has never played a sport in his life(unless dick sucking is a sport).

Wow, Evan is such a fucking chachface.

chachface by Tim Couzens September 23, 2006