Chairfart 

Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.

*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.

Chairfart by huntrguy May 28, 2009

Chair Fart 

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

Chair Fart by Anonish November 3, 2010

Chairforce

Reffers To The Majority Of The Airforce That Fly Nothing But Desks. Used Mainly By Ground Force Who Do Actual Fighting I.E. Army,Marines.

Soldier: So What Do You Do?

Airman: I'm In The Airforce

Soldier: You Mean The CHAIRFORCE

Chairforce by 68Winasanddune September 24, 2009

Chairface 

Somewith with a face that is used as a seat and enjoys being farted on

There are some real chairfaces in Physics 2!

Chairface by Trizzle May 13, 2005

chairsatan

Federal bank chairman Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan

chairsatan by politikalyogi July 13, 2011

CarFart 

Ripping ass while wearing your CarHart bibs, bendover or move and you get a whiff of your putrid fart.

Billy was working in the shop and dropped a load. Bent over to pick up a wrench and gave himself a CarFart.

CarFart by Dirty Doyle October 14, 2011

Chair Fart 

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

Chair Fart by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013