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Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

Chaeter faeg

Someone who, when introduced to something that he/she deems "cool," will immediately start copying it.
"Dude, Michael is such a chaeter faeg."

"I know! Right after I started quoting the epic win-fail 80s movie "Gleaming the Cube,' he did too. That's so not radical!"

Chamster 

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.
Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.
Chamster by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

chadmeiser 

A complimentary term used to refer to a very cool or admirable person may it be male or female.
Did you see how Billy handled those bullies? He is such a chadmeiser!”

“Hey, what’s up chadmeisers?”
chadmeiser by Tzaphiron May 14, 2023

Chaketero 

A Spanish Slang Word that Can be translated as someone who masterbates alot, also could be said as chaketas
Pinche chaketero para de jalartelo y agarate una vieja.
Chaketero by 22Slick September 13, 2009

Chapeter 

Word meaning better than happy, fantastic, or any other joyful word. It is the highest enjoyment/happy feeling word.
bro 1: How are you man?
bro 2: I'm Fantastic. You?
bro 1: I'm Chapeter
Chapeter by Flygirl03 May 30, 2009