Chaditude 

When someone who usually thinks they are better than everybody anyway, completely flies off the handle at the smallest change or problem - usually something minor that most people wouldn't even care about.

"What's going on?"

"Oh the usual Chaditude stuff"

"Shit. What is it this time?"

"Some idiot from the crew came up onstage to get his beer while we were playing, I guess. I didn't see him."

"Yeah, I saw that guy. He's having a total Chaditude about it, isn't he?"

"Totally. Shhhh... listen. You can hear him screaming at somebody... and this is a brick wall!"

"Too bad. I kind of liked this club."

"Yup. Me too."

"Well, maybe it won't get that bad?"

(brief pause.)
(Laughter)

Chaditude by yourtruck January 9, 2013

crapitude 

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

Chavitude

Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.

(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...

Chavitude by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005

catitude 

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.

that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly

catitude by kristekitty June 20, 2009

Chattitude 

One who has an attitude via text message or instant message

I was talking to my girl on AIM... the bitch had such a chattitude

Chattitude by xBusterxCherryx January 13, 2009

Catitude 

Catitude (Adjective)
-Cat·ti·tude-
The attitude of a cat.
Catitude is usually aloof, stuck-up, rude, or stand-offish.

My cat never greets me at the door.
He's got a bad Catitude.

Catitude by ArtistsUnited December 31, 2014

catitude 

The feline version of attitude

Man, that cat has some serious catitude

catitude by anonymous October 16, 2004