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Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
Clarence Clemons by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.
Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.
Ant Clemons by hyphyee May 1, 2011
n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.
I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.
Clemons by Jason July 15, 2008
1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.
John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night
Clemons by playthegame May 25, 2011
There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.
clemons by s/adv/irgin June 14, 2011
Grab your or someone else’s testicles and squeeze the slimy liquid until it drips all over you
I’m going to give you the Clemons
Clemons by Juditron March 12, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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