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Someone who can't think of anything better to say than "wtwftlmalfmoafmo".
13:44:03 caustik: wtwftlmalfmoafmo
Caustik by Ken January 21, 2004
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caustic euphemism 

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.
So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
caustic euphemism by YAWA August 18, 2019
Corrosive and burning, but also interchangable for the word awesome.
"Man, when that shopping cart hit that wino, that was caustic"

"I went to this caustic party downtown, but then someone got stabbed"

"Sally is pretty caustic, when she's not hanging out with that pilgrim Luke"
Caustic by CapriceFidelity August 2, 2004
The best non overpowered legend in apex
“Oh look there’s a caustic in that building”-bloodhound

“Lets push him”-wraith

“No, thats a bad idea its camped out we will die from gas” -bloodhound

Wraith: “Whatever I’ll go alone(phases into building and caustic sprays her with the r-99)”

Bloodhound:Ok I’m coming now(enters building and gets pummelled by caustic’s PK and dies)

Wraith:OMG!!! Caustic is so overpowered his gas actually did damage and slowed me down!! *goes onto twitter and complains to a dev about caustic*

Dev:*sighs
Burning, Corosive.
No one was safe when the satirist H.L. Mencken unleashed his caustic wit.
Caustic by LarstaiT November 10, 2003
Caustix is a word used for LSD in small rave circles in New Zeland.
What can i say Caustix is one helluva drug!
Caustix by RaverDownunder October 13, 2006

Caustic Valley 

A vagina that is perceived to be dirty, diseased, or in some manner toxic. Also sometimes referred to as the Caustic Cleft.
When a guy hooks up with the last remaining (and often disgusting) woman in the bar he will often tell his friends, "I am going deep into the Caustic Valley tonight boys."
Caustic Valley by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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