101 definitions by Ken

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The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)
"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."
by Ken March 23, 2005
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From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba
Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
by Ken January 30, 2005
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Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.
John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.
by Ken March 14, 2005
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Variation of the word "puppy". "Puppy" becomes "poopy", and therefore "poopy" becomes "poopster" by the nature of human beings to add a -ster at the end of everything.
The poopster is out there chasing her tail.
by Ken December 25, 2003
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Changing so dramatically from what you were known to be. A complete metamorphasis- usually the change is for the worse.
You were a health freak, now you all porled- eatin nothing bust fast food and hating to exercise!
by Ken March 29, 2005
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the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.
If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).
by Ken July 07, 2004
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To work the way a person or object is expected to.
I'm tellin' you Rufus, your ho is holding out on you. The bitch aint proper.
by Ken November 29, 2002
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