Ken's definitions

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

uber

German word meaning 'super.'

Nietche wrote of the evolution of the uber man.

by Ken December 1, 2002

smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

by ken November 17, 2004

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

The O.C.

Orange County, California.

I hail from the O.C.

by Ken December 15, 2003

swale

cleared area, road allowance

Park area for future developement

by ken April 25, 2004