Causti

The act of taking a random person over 50 and forcing them to kiss a minor.

What are you doing tonight?
I think I'm going to causti someone at the daycare.

by causti June 8, 2023

Causti

The causti is a WWE move where you fill someone's mouth with caustifc material and watch them dissolve into pieces.

Did you see how he did a Causti?

by a6sevenreal June 9, 2023

good casting

It’s a phrase used by Hero and Josephine which means that they’re secretly dating .

Why do you guys have such good chemistry

Hero and Jo :
gOoD cAsTiNg

by Youdontknowneee April 17, 2019

Castiel

An angel from the CW hit show "Supernatural".

Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.

"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"

"I do not understand that reference."

"Hey, ass-butt."

Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."

by Ass-butt June 16, 2010

the caust

Slang word for the Holocaust

Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.

by le alvin March 3, 2021

douchebag casting call

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

by Raixor November 24, 2013

Cautiously Pessimistic

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012