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catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing
When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.
catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

catbastard

A disparaging nickname used for naughty cats who can’t resist being cats.
Get in here, you little catbastard, it’s time for you to stop being a cat!
catbastard by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

Mongolian Nut Combuster 

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.
I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!

catuserbot 

One of the best telegram user bot created by Sandeep(@mrconfused).
Noob - which bot is that‽
Pro - One and only catuserbot
catuserbot by Andrio September 15, 2020

coltbuster 

When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.
He was having a great time in bed, until she gave him a coltbuster.
coltbuster by JarronJames April 17, 2017

cuntbuster 

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.
"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."
cuntbuster by living_legend August 1, 2008