Catasterous 

An event which is almost a catastrophy but not quite a disaster.

When my dog slipped out of my hands and nearly head checked the bedframe, it could could have been catasterous, had I not caught her when I did.

Catasterous by Bigcatsrock805 August 24, 2016

catastroshit 

Unexpected dieohria that results in a large mess

I had abit of a catastroshit last night. I'm never ordering chinese food again

catastroshit by Captain catastroshit July 18, 2021