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Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013

Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008
To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.
"Yeah, we all went out to dinner for my birthday but everyone was just crassing."
Crassing by djnarnz September 7, 2013

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!
crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

catbusing 

The act of hotboxing a car with marijuana. This sublime effect is achieved by sealing all the doors and windows and smoking copiously, preferably while driving around aimlessly (so as to avoid detection). Do not, under any circumstances, pick up little girls while you are stoned, no matter how much you are tempted to. This is in reference to the film "My Neighbor Totoro," in which the catbus is a whimsical vehicle used by the main characters.
"We totally catbused Isaac's car last night."

"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."

"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"

"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)
catbusing by Next Stop October 23, 2008
A cassingle of Eric Clapton.
cassingle by gtb5 November 14, 2013