Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?
Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.
Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!
Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.
Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!
by futymore December 18, 2009
Get the Procrastinatemug. When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.
by Avilla March 7, 2008
Get the Procrastinatemug.
Get the Procrastinatemug. Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.
Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
Get the Procrastinatemug. by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014
Get the Procrastinatemug. Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."
Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015
Get the Procrastinatemug. by LolGetRektUrbanDic March 29, 2015
Get the Procrastinatemug.