To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.
Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?
A: Oh I'm just fatassing around
Q: Well don't it's annoying.
A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
A: Oh I'm just fatassing around
Q: Well don't it's annoying.
A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
by UncleTomTheGreat August 03, 2017

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.
Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
by LuLuAiC May 03, 2009

by sporto April 08, 2006

by D’TRIO May 11, 2020

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)
to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.
(fat-ass-ed)
to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.
by Hannah412 February 06, 2009

by Scott "fmg" L February 12, 2006
