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Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008
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Fatassing 

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.
Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
Fatassing by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatassing 

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.
Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
Fatassing by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

Fatassing It Up

Term used to define eating a large quantity of food during one meal or at a fast food joint/restaurant/buffet. It may even be used for when you're at home! Originally excavated by the Straight Up Squad.
Kevin and Luis are Fatassing It Up at Jerry's by eating two large pizzas.

Day Of Fatassing

A Day that normal gangs get together to go eat Mc Donalds / Or KFC / or Pizza
The day of fatassing is comming up soon. What should we eat on the big day?
Day Of Fatassing by Intel Xeon January 13, 2009

fatassify 

1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.

2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.
1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."

2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."
fatassify by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

fatassish 

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action
Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish
fatassish by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009
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